Disneyland Syndrome

The condition of believing that working at Disneyland and starring in a Star Wars film are the same thing.

“She’s such a bad actor. Why does she sound like she’s doing a Kids Bop commercial?”
“It’s because she’s got Disneyland Syndrome.”

by Non_Haeretici_Coalition March 11, 2020

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

Street Syndrome

A syndrome which manifests itself by combining constant pathological lying with an addiction to kleptomania.

The nurse was lying to the doctors, her patients and the staff while stealing needed medical supplies, she had Street Syndrome.

by Fu friend March 24, 2020

Cloutpert Syndrome

When a close friend or relative gains popularity over the internet(or any modern media across all platforms) and ditches the said parties due to a boost of ego, they often feel like they are too good for their old non-popular friends or relatives, resulting in abandonment of their past and becoming submerged in only snotty attitude and clout.

"that artist on twitter used to be our close friend but they developed Cloutpert Syndrome after they got a large following."

by Psio April 27, 2020

Horse syndrome

a gay nigga that has horse teeth

Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me

Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga

James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!

Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?

James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches

Ethan: don’t expose me man😭

by Baby yoda + shrek = 🥵🤩😘 April 29, 2020

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020