Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

when ya get drafted

When ya get drafted is a legendary song by punk rock band “Dead Kennedys”

When ya get drafted huh

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

Guns Get The Huns

Fully sick arm muscles (see guns) are the key to attracting females also known as honeys (see huns)

John: But do you have abs?

Bruce: No I don't but I have good arms
John: Sweet, guns get the huns mate

by decibel_spl May 4, 2018

Don’t get fizzy

To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry

John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “

Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “

by Don’t get fizzy November 26, 2021

get the boot

To be kicked out of something, whether it's a job, a project, a party, etc.

I couldn't finish any of my reports on time, so when the boss called me to his office, I knew I would get the boot.

by an extremely depressed bandu July 15, 2023

I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

get some sugar

To “get some sugar” is to get romantic affection such as kisses, hugs, cuddling, and possibly even oral sex or intercourse. It means to get some of that sweet lovin’, that sweet stuff. A person with a romantic interest in you might come by your house with a different excuse but really they are trying to “get some sugar.” Or if someone was hanging out and then it unexpectedly turns romantic or sexual, you would say “Had I known I would be ‘getting some sugar’ I would have shaved.” To “get some sugar” denotes that there was some sort of romantic or sexual encounter happening that was a very good experience for you. Like tasting something sweet and delicious.

A coworker might ask you about a goofy smile on your face and you’d say, “Last night I went to my boyfriend/girlfriend’s house and was able to ‘get some sugar.’ Now I can’t stop thinking about it.”

by In Depth Definitions February 28, 2024