Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020

Face back

A person so fat, that the fat folds over their shoulder blades making eyes and their lower back crease makes a mouth.

Look, Face back is going to dive in the swimming pool.

by the godfather 1 June 17, 2020

TWO FACED

when someone acts a certain way too you and another when your not around

Julia is so two faced its not even funny

by ieatazz2273 June 17, 2020

face bra

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Pause Face

When you’re on facetime and you go on “Paused” and the screen freezes you in a weird expression.

“When you went on paused it left you with a pause face”

by Georgethedeadmouseifound July 15, 2020

Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.

This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.

by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020

Poo face

It’s a very offensive term in UK slang often used by “roadmen”

You’re such a poo face!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020