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Baby Reindeer

Someone that you are unhealthily obsessed with, originating from the 2024 dramatic mini-series "Baby Reindeer"
Person 1: "hey you seem really obsessed with that person over there"
Person 2: "yeah they're my Baby Reindeer"
by PlinkLink September 8, 2025
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He’s a Baby

In football when someone gets a ball caught over them or they get ran over, they'll call them a baby
You see how that ball flew over his head?? He’s a baby for sure
by ancienthairball September 8, 2025
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The baby woman dunk

man: yo that pregnant lady won't move from under the rim...
man2: I guess I gotta do "The baby woman dunk"
*proceeds to slam dunk on the pregnant woman*
by imma touch u September 9, 2025
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Baby Pickle

When you are playing Pickleball for the first time, there is a rule where you have to introduce yourself as a baby pickle to let other players know it is your first time.
Dude: “Hey Ed, have you ever played pickleball before?”

Ed: “No, I am a baby pickle.”

Dude: “Ok, no shame in being a baby pickle.”
Ed: “Thanks dude.”
by itsallmilkinthebasement September 12, 2025
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Cement baby

Having a child to bond two blended families, where both sides of the relationship introduce children from previous relationships.
Elsie is a Dan and Jessica’s cement baby
by Naelc September 12, 2025
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baby queen

an unlabeled but queer alternative/indie singer with relatable and fun songs. criminally underrated.
by A_G:) September 15, 2025
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pfas baby

A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.

⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.

Evidence:

Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.

PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.

Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
by okurgiug September 18, 2025
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