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shit greenwood

An expression commonly used by fans of Lee Greenwood to register stupefaction and/or befuddlement.
Shit Greenwood, I thought you knew better than to stick magic markers up your ass and draw caricatures of former presidents. Didn't you know the marker would get stuck all up in that?
by John Steinbeck April 2, 2003
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smooth shit

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanan be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.
by betty spread July 16, 2008
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shit-faced

a term for saying someone looks like there on drugs. They can also look like they have been shut down by the uglyest girl in school. Often used by fathers who just sit around the house and drink beer.
You look pretty shit faced this morning, must have been the crack.
by Anonymous March 5, 2003
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shit monkey

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation
noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming
by Dylowned September 24, 2005
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bloody shit

it is the act of drinking a mixed drink that is bacardi clear rum mixed with a splash of sierra mist holiday cola and a slice of lime. invented by the great mix master Tony Rachel.
i'm gonna drink me some of that bloody shit man.
by anthony sanchez October 27, 2007
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Shit fit

What thera will do if she ever finds all of these definitions. And also, what a spoiled bitch brat black woman does when told no by her husband. Usually results in the long kiss goodbye.
I told that bitch no, she had such a shit fit she left corn clad cowpatties in her underwear.
by fuck that bitch running October 23, 2008
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dick shit

Another name for sperm, jizz, semen.
Whoa gurl! You made my dick shit in my pants!
"Every man's dick shit is white colored."
by DarkAbysstriss October 2, 2009
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