wisto face

a skinny elongated face with a mouth that is thin, and round and curves up at the corners

.1)Molly Sims- a pretty version
.2)The "Thin Man" in "Charlie's Angel's"-ugly version

by wama mama March 3, 2004

cloak-room face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a nightclub cloak-room worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than the ultimate misery upon your fine self... and your coats

Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloak-room face on... she must be on the blob

by elvis_in_lace December 3, 2023

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Shawn Face

What people have when you look like your name is Shawn

You are a Shawn if you have a Shawn face

That's the persons name

I know they have a Shawn face

by Boogereater69 November 25, 2024

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

vag face

Phil aka Bling's vagina looking grill. Most mistake it and want to insert a finger.

Phil is a vag face all-star.

by Troy Baker October 5, 2007

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014