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Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.
Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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Don’t get fizzy

To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry
John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “

Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “
by Don’t get fizzy November 26, 2021
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Get yankeed

Someone stopped being friends with you, because you don’t go with their style.
I think i will get yankeed by Jack.
by tokeletestusvonal November 28, 2021
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get into it

like when someone is doing something and they’re really vibin. it can also be used in a sarcastic way.
Ex. “Wow, Sawyer’s really vibin!”
Ex. “Yeah get into it Sawyer!!”
by purr444 November 29, 2021
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What hot girls get at taco bell

“babe you already know my order, two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper”
(aka What hot girls get at taco bell)
by ilikepain December 3, 2021
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Let Me Get a Bite

When you would like to take a hit of someone's weed
"Hey, let me get a bite"
by detailspod December 5, 2021
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getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"
by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024
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