Ass Wednesday

Similar to Ash Wednesday, where you get a cross wiped on your forehead, Ass Wednesday is where you insert two fingers into your partner's ass, then smear a poop cross on their forehead. Must be performed on Wednesdays.

Last night Keanu totally Ass Wednesday-d me.

by Battlemebum September 12, 2016

ass laughter

basically when you pass gas and it is really loud and sounds like someone laughing

Oh my gosh John, your ass laughter smells like a camel. What the hell did you eat?

by Tim Huntley May 21, 2007

Ass fart

The gamertag of a borderline mentally retarded person who loves the streamer veritas and men who dress as women (traps).

Ass Fart parties with better players so he can use them as bait and still dies 99% of the time to Noobs.

by OG_Nuglet420 November 8, 2019

Shelf-Ass

A women's ass (usually black women) who's top of the ass cheek is so big it can be used as a shelf.

Damn that bitches shelf-ass is so big it could be used as a table top cup holder.

by Anonymousshelfass April 13, 2016

ass squirt

an ass squirt is were you fart after having a male ejaculate his sperm into your anus and some leaks out.

Stacy was getting pounded in the ass by Brandon, Brandon ejaculated in Stacy. Then moments later Stacy ass squirts all over him.

by Stacy the ass squirter April 15, 2017

Ass-Jack

A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it

Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!

by tojo le mucho madre November 4, 2009

tear-ass

a real ripper of a fart

The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.

by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009