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get miked

Drinking all night then having a joint/blunt/splif and getting so wrecked you have to go to bed a miss the party
Are we getting miked tonight?
Lets get Miked
by rebell88 March 6, 2019
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grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
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get berried

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Getting a ride to school

Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.
Nah I passed that test by getting a ride to school from Ms. Adams.
by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019
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Im getting tricky with a riffle

When its all too much and your mum says you have to get an ear wax
Im getting tricky with a riffle and so is Gabriel
by Valaciousgal March 26, 2022
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