Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018

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Sleepy head

Another form of a person who always falls asleep or feels extremely sleepy.

Wake up you sleepy head!

by anonymous June 5, 2021

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Bossell Head

When the hair on the sides of your head is longer than the hair on top of your head. U-shaped, top of the head baldness, typically observed in older white males.

Lacey: Damn Sarah, I thought that dude had a full head of hair but he had a side cut bossell head.

Sarah: Yeah bossell heads only have hair on the sides lol.

by DonaldTrumpIsAPenisBreath February 13, 2021

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A rare instance where you meet up with a girl and she consists of lips dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. She then proceeds to give you head as the small cracks of scab shavings fall onto the tip of your dick like Cheerio dust.

Damn bro, Nina gave me the driest fucking head I’ve ever had. Dryer than the Sahara dessert. That shit was so dry I’d go as far as to call it Cheerio Head. Her alien titties sure as hell didn’t make up for anything either.

by SkuhLover69 May 27, 2025

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