really fat dog

to illegally enter someones computer and looking up "really fat dog" on google, downloading it, and pasting it on their desktop as many times as possible as well as also changing the desktop wallpaper to it.

haha dude I really fat doged Jessica yesterday and she was mad with me for days, she had to reinstall her computer because of the lag it caused

by Hitler1337420 February 25, 2019

Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.

Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020

The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 13, 2020

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your penis between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean it off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 19, 2024

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021

Dog fissing

This expression means that someone does not know anything about a subject but still gives his opinion.

Someone told me that the corona virus is a myth, but I think this is such a dog fissing

by Yokzy May 31, 2020