i give up

when things are to difficult and you just stop trying

fuck it lifes to hard i give up

by HELLO_HEY1223 May 8, 2019

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stand someone up

not turn up for a date

She stood me up, the little bitch

by eper January 10, 2005

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Magic Sit Up

The Magic Sit Up is a prank that you and a few buddies play on an unsuspecting victim. First, you have your buddy get down on the ground and close his eyes. Tell him, "When I'm finished with my chant, try and do a sit up." Then, make up some weird chant. Your buddy then pretends like he can't do a sit up. The victim is dumbfounded saying, "I have to try this." He gets down on the ground, closes his eyes, and you start your chant. In the meantime, your buddy drops his drawers and stands above the victim. When the chant is done, the victim will try and do a sit up, successfully, but he'll also get a nose full of your buddy's browneye.

Lee and I gave Corey a Magic Sit Up and he got a face full of Lee's ass.

by scomeau April 24, 2006

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grenade break up

An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.

After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.

Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"

Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"

Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"

Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"

Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"

by Chris Waltham December 31, 2010

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