Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.

DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"

by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021

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fin baby

What crazy owners call their pet fish, similar to crazy owners calling their cats and dogs “fur babies.”

My landlord doesn’t allow dogs and cats, so I got myself a fin baby instead.

by Gregor72 February 15, 2021

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Bucket Baby

A baby has been put into a bucket to kill it, during the period of time when Chen Yun inforced a 1 child policy onto residents.

During this time, males were more valuable than females because men would carry the family name, so female children were often killed.

What is something women in China may fear?

Becoming a bucket baby!

by Mr. Hunter's AP Class October 16, 2021

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