Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

Off The Mold

You don’t care. You are on whateverer.

Dude last night was so crazy. We were off the mold.

by CatfishBilly11 November 3, 2017

Ricking off

When a male jerks off whilst having two or more fingers up his asshole

My hands still hurt from ricking off last night!

by Skibidi edger February 20, 2024

fresh off the line

Someone who just did coke

I walked into my apartment, and my roommate Jimmy was fresh off the line.

by yuh, ya dig May 10, 2018

gone off lime

When you leave a lime out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off lime tastes like citrus shit.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

gone off chocolate

When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.

The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023