Baby

A big blob of happiness. Don't be fooled by their cute appearance, they can bite, snarl, growl, cry and do just about anything(their parents probably won't care)

"what's that jello-looking ball of emotions over there?"
"That's just a baby :D"

by adi2234 January 13, 2025

Dead cracker baby

Unalived infant that just so happens to be white.

Okk... who left this dead cracker baby on my lawn?

by LiquidQuick June 14, 2025

Baby I’ll do the dishes

This is a fan chant that comes after the lyrics “Loving me’s like doing a chore” during “The Longest Goodbye”

At ROLE MODEL shows when he sings The Longest Goodbye fans respond to a line in the song saying “baby i’ll do the dishes” to show he is loved even if he thinks it’s a chore.

by saintlaurentcowboy June 14, 2025

Systems Baby

A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.

That boy is a mess, he's a traumatized systems baby.

by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025

Baby cow

A slur towards Wisconsinites for enjoying dairy products.

Look at the baby cow drinking a milkshake.

by zimmygirl777 June 16, 2025

Hung like a baby

Ironic or deceptive Penis reference

“I didn’t lie,I am HUNG LIKE A BABY, I’m 5lbs,2 oz and 18 inches long”

by BigMp June 17, 2025

Titty Baby

An offensive term used against boys who have emotions like every human being is supposed to have and is the main reason why males are more likely to commit suicide than females the word is hateful and should be banned because it repeats the same harmful gender lie that all males are supposed to be tough and only women are supposed to show their feelings

Don’t be such a titty baby stop crying and be a man about the pain. In other words people who call someone a titty baby believe men’s feelings are worthless and that men should be ignored if they are upset

by Vielee July 4, 2025