im just a baby

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by bradleysheadissick May 18, 2024

Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

Baby Straight

A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities

Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.

Adam is a baby straight.

by Whoreo II May 30, 2018

Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.

Jd Vance is a soft shelled baby back bitch!

by Draksar October 13, 2025

drunken baby

an alcohol addicted perverted girl that loves to party and have sex with as much people as possible

damn shes already on her 12th bottle of booze; shes a drunken baby alright

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

gay little naenae baby

Gay little naenae baby is often used as a joke but can be used as an insult when wanting it to be an insult

Also wtf did you search this on urban dictionary?🤔

Shut the fuck up you gay little naenae baby

by Randomtomato21 March 18, 2022

Baby Yoda

The most adorable creature you will ever see. How could someone not love him?

Is that baby yoda?
Yes just look at how cute he is?
He is not cute.
You are not breathing.
G A S P * d i e s *

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021