ass water

The water left over in the bath when you get out

Sittin in your ass water dont make no sense

by Pete G October 22, 2003

Da-ass

When recanting friends with a story and you realize that they are not paying attention you finish the story quickly by adding; "Then I fucked him in da-ass HARD!"

Scot: So the other day at work I was talking to Rod about the updates to the database....then I fucked him in da-ass HARD!

by Snkpak May 27, 2005

ass biscuit

The use of this term comes from the word (biscuit), meaning white boy, which no one other than white people can use without becoming very offended. The term (ass biscuit) refers to the cheapest, skankist white prostitute you can find.

I can't believe you fucked that ass biscuit. OR Dude, I saw your ex last night at the bar, what an ass biscuit!!

by Keenan Mofo April 18, 2008

Pussy-Ass

During or after sex, your partner bleeds and defecates simultaneously. This is a very rare and often disconcerting experience for both parties. Pussy Assing most often occurs during vigorous anal sex.

1. "Oh Hannah! You have pussy-assed all over our new sheets! It's going to take a lot of work getting all these stains out!" Said Iain.

2. I just dumped my girlfriend last night. Out of nowhere, with no warning she pussy-assed all over the bed! I was completely splattered!

by Phillip Harding November 21, 2006

ass doctor

the act of examining ones ass....with a penis

joel: hey ben, wat do u wanna be when u grow up?

ben: an ass doctor

joel: wow so do i!

ben: jiggy jig, lets have gay sex

joel: ok, only if we do it in zero gravity this time

ben: ok.....im so horny

by saggus August 25, 2006

ass pie

to have someones ass be cooking on a stove with shit coming out of the middle.. this is known as ass pie!

i'll be cooking that ass and eating it like pie for sure

by Chris Miller August 16, 2004

kick ass

Certain girls kick ass.

These girls are kick ass: Valerie, Meagan, and Michelle.

by JRM20 December 6, 2006