marry it and be its bitch

An expression of total adoration and surrender. Said of a person, object, or situation that you're totally in love with to the point where you'd completely give yourself to, dignity and all. It also implies that the object in question is awesome enough to be worth of dominating you completely.

Dolores: Here comes Brad!
Angela: Goddamn, I love him! I just wanna marry him and be his sweet little bitch!

Tim: Check out that sweet Viper over there!
Bill: Ah, baby! I'd marry that and be its sweet little bitch.

Janet: SPRING BREAK! WOOT!
Craig: Why don't you fuckin' marry it and be its bitch?

by Pleasure Boy 1 March 28, 2008

Back Door Bitch

A woman who pretends to be your friend to you face, but is always using sneaky 1 liners that are nasty.

Heather pretends she likes my cooking and then tells me she just heard about a new cooking class for beginners I should try, she is such a back door bitch.

by vitas smith August 9, 2010

two face bitch

When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)

the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"

by anon714 February 15, 2015

Stupid Fucking Bitch

An animal that lacks the ability to construct social relationships because of it's toxic attitude. And because of this, the animal will eat any type of dog shit food until it develops excess body fat and becomes unable to move. You will commonly see a stupid fucking bitch yelling over stupid fucking shit it does not understand.

A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.

The stupid fucking bitch is the final evolution of the stupid bitch. A stupid bitch has some merit to society which is what allows it to attract a mate, whereas a Stupid Fucking Bitch does not hold any merit whatsoever and is incapable of reproducing.

by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019

Chain text bitch

something you become when someone asks for your phone number and never texts you to talk, only to send you those stupid chain text messages.

(chain texter):"FWD: FWD: send this to ten people in the next 10 minutes or you will never fall in love again."

(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"

by MRTyty555 January 18, 2010

Bitch n' Ditch

The act of saying something offensive or just plain bitchy right before leaving.

person: "so, i'll see you later then :)"
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**

person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))

by Victim of Insanity August 25, 2009

fat bitch logic

Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.

Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."

by Thisllprobablygetmebanned June 8, 2016