Shit Rack

When something is unbearable, disgusting, just looks like shit on a stick.

Looks like a rack of shit.

yeah

Man 1-"Did you see Heuvos's hair?"

Man 2-"Yeah, man! That hair looked like a shit rack!"

Heuvos- "Corn."

by Scrub my corn January 2, 2012

shit-witted

Descriptive term for a person of below average intellect, may be used as a preface for other descriptors ie 'You're acting like a shit-witted howler monkey'

1 Go Scrobble a Goat ya shit-witted fucking moron
2 You drive like a shit-witted slug
3 Your shit-witted friend bores me to death

by pdiggitydawg July 30, 2011

That Was The SHIT Dane!

A phrase used when something is REALLY cool.

Origin: the only thing an intoxicated guy named Connor could possibly say, repeatedly, after his friend Dane beatboxed over the loudspeakers at his graduation party.

Its use does not require involvement of anyone actually named Dane.

James:Ronaldo just hit a free kick from 50 yards!!

David: THAT WAS THE SHIT DANE!!!!

by Revolution37 August 16, 2011

Shit-facebooking

The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.

Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.

Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking

by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011

shit cricken'

Pissing in somebody's asshole

I was with this girl after wings and yuengs and got busy shit cricken'.

by 462dafuck November 17, 2011

poor shit

Having a mentality that equates to treating a spouse or potential significant other with low budget energy and or; never presenting them with small trinkets or gifts upon arrival to their threshold; being around or surrounding yourself with someone who doesn’t add to your life

Don’t come over my house with that poor shit .

He is always on that poor shit when he comes around

by Forbesa24 October 19, 2019

Amazon Shits

You know you do it. It's when you're at work and shop Amazon while you're taking a dump. This medical condition normally only lasts about 15 minutes or til the bank sends you a confirmation email asking if the purchases charged to your account are legit

Brad was so discouraged by his worn out socks that he came down with the Amazon Shits.

by Sugar Bear Bill December 3, 2020