shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

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Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject

"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"

by octoNG March 25, 2024

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Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

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When a boss, romantic other, friend or family member does something for you, and you have no other way of paying them back, to simply be charming and fair in other ways to pay your dues for having underappreciated them.

Kat: Jeanne, you took me back as your friend again, but I don't know, I don't know if it's healthy.

Jeanne: Look, I know you're still working off your guilt, but good things happen to people like you!

by Ereck Flowers February 14, 2015

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