Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.

Danny and Richard are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Cock

Fully grown weenie usually only used in the African American race.

Yoooo, that niggers cock is huge, it ok billy you'll get there one day.

by Herbalert November 14, 2017

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020

cock

chicken or penis. one of those.

i eat cock (chicken)
i suck cock (penis)

by kurixq September 13, 2021

cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

by Saxon101 June 14, 2020

English Cock

The term used when one has a small erect penis.

Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.

by C/s/w July 14, 2018