token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.

"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"

by luchbochep October 6, 2022

caity baby

raoofs specialty, even though he get scared when dogs wanna bite piel

caity baby x wifey x oofies latty

by tollielicker November 24, 2023

brush the baby's teeth

To have sex with a pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the baby's teeth

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

baby shark

NO.

Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

Baby

Social reject demon child. Most evil being in the universe. How do mf's find it cute it vomits and shits everywhere and every place. Disgusting. Cant even be considered a human anymore.

Oh wow that is a baby! how cute!
What did you just say?
*pulls out the 9*

by EatMyBallsLoser November 3, 2021

my sweet pretty baby

your gorgeous girl. the love of your life. the sweetest, prettiest girl you've seen. Shes the love of my life.

Chloe: youre my sweet pretty baby
Annabelle: only yours my love

by bonfirebychildishgambino May 7, 2024

Kirby is a baby game

The last words that he said

Arthur: Kirby is a baby game

*gunshots*

Reporter: After 2 weeks Mr. Arthur was found dead on his home, some report hearing: "Kirby is a baby game" as his last words before hearing the gunshots

by anonymous Zelda fan. September 12, 2021