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Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008
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winded hyena

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.
“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”
by NAMSARK July 22, 2019
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The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make
Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
mugGet the The Windmug.

Golden wind team

A group of close friends that care for eachother despite their differences
Oh how my heart yearns to be in the golden wind team
by Thejojobreadboy June 13, 2024
mugGet the Golden wind teammug.

suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.
Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.
by ucjonnybee November 15, 2004
mugGet the suck windmug.

Bong Wind

When one pushes down the top of a Gravity Bong back into it's watery source and air produced by this pressure is shot at you and contains the smell of many bowl packs.
"When Matt pushed down the top I got hit with a wave of Bong Wind!"
by Bwianator January 9, 2008
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Chin Wind

The act of farting into ones face while getting a blow job.
Damn, I heard you hit that bitch with some chin wind!
by Poo Plog January 25, 2011
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