winning

What Charlie Sheen is doing.

Charlie Sheen: "I just got fired from my job on two and a half men, got drunk, and beat up a hooker"

Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"

Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."

by ipartiedwithcharliesheen March 28, 2011

Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.

'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.

by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's retort to being asked if he is bipolar. It means to be able to win/be awesome in more than one place simultaneously.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

by dEaFTOLiGhT March 26, 2011

Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.

Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.

by Modimodo May 7, 2024

bi-winning

v. When one is winning in every possible way, all the time.

Charlie Sheen:

I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there.

by moleculec March 28, 2011

Winning at tic tac toe

Having three orgasms (O’s) in a row

Winning at tic tac toe is a good way to unwind, I won at tic tac toe last night and it was great!

by just another random rando July 16, 2021

Bi-winning

A term coined by the manic bi-polar or just geeked up Charlie Sheen after he went all pyschosis following his firing from hit show Two and a Half Men. When a reporter told him "Some of your fans are concerned you might be bi-polar" he responded with "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning!!!!!". Among many other terms he's repeated in his manic state. He also seams to think he has tiger blood and constantly repeats the term "WINNING!". Charlie will crash hard no doubt...

Charlie sheen: "I'm not bi-polar Im bi-winning!!!"

"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"

"I've got tiger blood!"

"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 24, 2011