A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.
by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022
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It's name references the Autism Spectrum and is an indirect way of calling someone a Retard.
It's name references the Autism Spectrum and is an indirect way of calling someone a Retard.
"Why does your sister spend all her free time getting offended on Twitter?"
"Because she's a Full Spectrum Warrior."
"Because she's a Full Spectrum Warrior."
by _Underscore_dude February 27, 2023
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by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
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Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."
by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018
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by 47Slabside February 23, 2022
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by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019
Get the Garbronzo the warrior fish mug.A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.
Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.
And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).
Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.
And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).
Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
by British fooker May 8, 2020
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