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Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
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Vegan Humiliation

Humiliating someone that is vegan who enjoys being bashed on their beliefs of being vegan.
I bet you can't eat meat huh? Grass only? Moo for me!

That person is into Vegan Humiliation, they go out on the street to be made fun of being vegan
by Shayne's Boo June 15, 2021
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vegan beef

having/starting beef with someone when there's no actual hard feelings between you two; it's just for fun.
I have some vegan beef with my best friend Chase because he wouldn't shut up about his game yesterday, so I think it'd be funny to ignore him and see how long it takes for him to notice.
by degenerasian February 11, 2022
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Vegan

An absoloute fuckwit who dehumanises other humans for taking the more natural nutritious diet.
by Nonsoyboy November 10, 2019
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Veganizer

She became a veganizer after learning about sexy vegan and the fruitfulness behind the religion of veganity
by LilyCollin'sTwin June 11, 2018
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Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides
I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.
by Goose9461 September 5, 2022
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Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"
"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."
by Maya Ari February 28, 2017
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