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When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.
Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold
by thehappytwo March 12, 2025
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Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
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Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam

Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.
"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"

"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"
by The Body Snatcher August 22, 2011
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Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed
I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude
by Moose913 February 21, 2017
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,”, (Vampire Smiley Face)

,”, A vampire smiley face is made of one comma, one quotation mark, and one final comma. No spaces. ,”,
1. ,”, Happy Halloween!

2. ,”, (Vampire Smiley Face) is great!
by CastIronHex August 24, 2025
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Vampire jerk

When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.
by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021
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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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