Skip to main content

Unicorn Meat

A slang phrase for weed, because if unicorn meat DID exist then it would probably make you act like you were high. Commonly used around people who you want to hide the fact that your smoking weed from (parents, siblings, nosy friends, etc.)
Yo Deon we should eat some unicorn meat this friday!
(Yo Deon we should smoke some weed this friday!)

That unicorn meat had me so full I was giggling.
(That weed had me so high I was giggling.)
by Iluvweed220 October 25, 2011
mugGet the Unicorn Meat mug.

Backwards Unicorn

When a person (usually a girl) straps a dildo on his/her head and inserts it into a guys anus.
Man I love strapping a dildo on my head and inserting it into a guys anus! I love the Backwards Unicorn!
by Clayton Mcquinn August 2, 2016
mugGet the Backwards Unicorn mug.

Serpentine Unicorn

A lizard like being, with large red lizard-like eyes. The Serpentine Unicorn has the general body of a regular horse, except instead of fur, it is covered with hardened red scales. Three horns can be found on the Serpentine Unicorn. One on the head, and two on the tail, to be used as a main weapon. The tail of a Serpentine Unicorn is longer and thicker than the tail of a regular Unicorn.

In earlier periods of Human History, the Serpentine Unicorn was classified as a dinosaur. Now we know better, and the Serpentine Unicorn is officially classified as a member of the Unicorn species.

The Serpentine Unicorn is a much darker being than it's mammalian counterpart. The forked tongue and glowing eyes offer no evolutionary benefit, but instead make the being more intimidating to those capable of differenciating between good and evil. The Serpentine Unicorn can and will hurt you, and your loved ones using a special kind of photographic memory, in which it steals your photo album and tracks down everyone in it.
The Serpentine Unicorn gracefully slaughtered a tribe of elves, and set fire to the home of a peaceful dwarf family.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

George: "Did you see that Unicorn?"

Bill: "I believe it was a Serpentine Unicorn."

George: "Why?"

Bill: "Because my left arm and leg are now missing."
by K-Sizzle. December 6, 2009
mugGet the Serpentine Unicorn mug.

unicorn friend

A YouTuber that you love but they have no idea you exist but YOU love them so much you feel like you are friends
He's my unicorn friend
by The Tjh August 13, 2016
mugGet the unicorn friend mug.

The Sad Unicorn

A used condom is put on someones forehead so they look like a sad unicorn.
It was awesome, I totally gave her the sad unicorn last night. She didnt know how to react.
by zebragirl420 February 17, 2010
mugGet the The Sad Unicorn mug.

Unicorn

a horsey with one horn on it's head. most little girls or gay/idiotic/weird/stupid/childish boys want or do believe in.
older bro: hey little sis! unicorns aren't real!!

lil sis: yes they r!!! MOMMY!!! WAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away screamin to mommy holdin a toy unicorn*
by awsome hippie peace April 28, 2011
mugGet the Unicorn mug.

angry unicorn

it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.
my qirlfriend told me if i cheat on her she was qunna do the angry unicorn on me.
by Smeat McBobby December 2, 2009
mugGet the angry unicorn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email