Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

by Clownonymous August 11, 2021

Uncle Jim

A very kind uncle that has a money farm.

He's an Uncle Jim.

by Cappuccinoo June 21, 2023

Joseph the uncle

A person who so indrenched in conspiracy theories that he thinks that he thinks that's he's living in the matrix and what ever bad events are happening in the world are just a glitch.

Mother: hey son, do you see that neighbor from across the street?
Son: is it the man that is always yelling "email the developers I feel chest pain"?
Mother: well yes son! This person falls under the category of Joseph the uncle😊

by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020

uncles mung

An exclamation used when you get to the ball first on a kickoff in rocket league.

Also when your mother or fathers brother tells you sweet sweet secrets and whispers them into your mouth or anus, usually with gusto and cream.

"Last night, Unky Preston gave my toot box a 30 minute Uncles Mung session. Now i am filled with secrets to be unloaded on the porcelain throne, where I hopefully will receive the kiss of a witch."

by Slam Dumpster December 13, 2017

Uncle Betty

Purchasing an item that has no specified price

“I wanna buy this item but I have no idea how much it costs”

“It’s cool, just pull an Uncle Betty”

by LittleBleep January 1, 2021

Uncle Bully

Uncle Billy is a rapist

Uncle bully is Tane because raped his sister

by Kfxc August 25, 2020