The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.

She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min

by billybaru September 13, 2022

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Uberful

When your comedy set is full of Uber jokes

My favorite passengers are “Uberful”

by Yungmuzz October 26, 2022

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Uber-stylish

A store with ultra-exclusive items that are more expensive than they sound.

He: That rolex is simple and is all-metal
They: So it must be cheap eh?
He: Yeah, only $100k. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
They: So uber-stylish... ugh

by uber-stylish October 30, 2022

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On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.

Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.

by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022

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uber fag/homo

It means to be more gay than gay, like you are EXTREMELY gay

Your an uber Fag/Homo

Chifuyu was a uber homo/fag for baji and kazutora

by haru (haruka kurosaki) May 31, 2022

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Ubered

When your delivery driver drops your food off on a random street and “support” does nothing about it… except tell you it’s actually the correct street.

please explain why you consider dumping my order in a random street an acceptable level of service? Inadequate response received from your ‘support’ email attempting to lie and excuse this.

“You’ve been Ubered!!”

by LuberPains December 9, 2021

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