Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.

When a got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.

by Ruthozark September 28, 2017

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022

Reverse Uber

When you bang for rides

I couldnt get to work so i gave my neighbor a reverse uber to get there

by Chevy24chase July 12, 2018

Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016

Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.

Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!

by joepour March 29, 2016