tree sap

ejaculation or cum from a male

Mike: my girlfriend complained cause i got tree sap all over her face
Joe: really i heard she likes it

by russett January 5, 2009

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tree sauce

Syrup, like for pancakes.

"pass over that tree sauce"

by Jon Reed March 7, 2007

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noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.

Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.

by Chrisanthynum July 27, 2010

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Faggot Tree

Is a large family tree mostly made up of faggots or those that display faggot like behavior.

"Jims family tree is such a Faggot Tree ,the farther up you go the more faggots you will see." Said Dave

"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.

by Faggottron9000 November 16, 2016

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