kid #1 Hey can you pick me up even though i am over an hour away.
tool kid:Yea no problem I will be right there.
Kid #2 Dude that kid is a fucking tool of course he will pick us up.
tool kid:Yea no problem I will be right there.
Kid #2 Dude that kid is a fucking tool of course he will pick us up.
by Niglit June 18, 2006
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2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan
2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan
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A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.
Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.
Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@
JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG
Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@
JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG
by ILISTENTOTOOL January 3, 2009
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1. An individual of such limited mental capacity that he fails to understand subtly communicated messages pertaining to his gross mental and physical inadequacy, and therefore, deserves to be mocked by general society for his unfounded grandeur.
2. A male, humorously rejected by a female over ten years his junior, who resorts to what could only be considered text message stalking in an asinine effort to preserve dignity. These individuals typically possess inadequate “physical features” and show early signs of male pattern baldness. Furthermore, these individuals can be readily identified on MySpace and Facebook friends lists as they are the awkward looking “old guy” amongst a series of college co-eds.
1. An individual of such limited mental capacity that he fails to understand subtly communicated messages pertaining to his gross mental and physical inadequacy, and therefore, deserves to be mocked by general society for his unfounded grandeur.
2. A male, humorously rejected by a female over ten years his junior, who resorts to what could only be considered text message stalking in an asinine effort to preserve dignity. These individuals typically possess inadequate “physical features” and show early signs of male pattern baldness. Furthermore, these individuals can be readily identified on MySpace and Facebook friends lists as they are the awkward looking “old guy” amongst a series of college co-eds.
God, this TOOL keeps text messaging! When will he get the hint that I think he is a douche? Oh look, he is calling someone else a TOOL. What irony!
by gtg110b January 6, 2009
Get the tool mug.A pathetic, obnoxious, convoluted, annoyance known to haunt the outer fringes of several major communities.
by Anono March 31, 2004
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by Mr Twinkles June 17, 2004
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1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.
1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.
Get the hell out of here TOOL.
by Dustin Schorle July 20, 2008
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