Youth Vampires

People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.

The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on

by Tourkey Lourkey May 21, 2024

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Sour Vampire

Any individual who drinks Menstrual Blood

That Sour Vampire love's period blood

by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025

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david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

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A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010

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The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017

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