The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024
by Dirty Lil Harleygirl September 14, 2023
A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024
Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil
Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022
An oil dip, or a dipper, is someone who uses their own cum after the act of masturbation, to further reference when considering their own health status.
To jhon/jenah,
Their experience in oil dip tells them that their recent sour episodes would further help them improve their health and diet.
Their experience in oil dip tells them that their recent sour episodes would further help them improve their health and diet.
by Celo green February 22, 2014
A delicious coconut oil used to cover girls named Jenn. Usually followed by licking it off entirely.
by Pseudo great September 03, 2019
by R@tH August 12, 2010