A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”
by Shley May 29, 2019
Get the White Hairy Buffalomug. When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.
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Get the Buffalo candymug. Probably the most criminally underrated thing to get at The Mac Shack, if not one of the greatest foods of all time. Order a 10-piece McNugget and add a few pumps of the same Spicy Pepper Sauce which is used on the Spicy Crispy Chicken sandwich, close the box and shake it until all of the nuggets are covered in sauce, and then proceed to indulge yourself. Legend has it that this delicious dish originated at the McDonald’s on 24th Street in East St. Louis, Illinois.
X: I’m going to McD’s, you want anything?
Y: Yeah, I’ll have the Poor Man’s Buffalo Wings with a large Sprite.
X: What are you talking about? They don’t HAVE buffalo wings.
Y: Then ask for Mcnuggets with Spicy Pepper sauce. Just try it, you won’t be dissapointed. Trust me.
Y: Yeah, I’ll have the Poor Man’s Buffalo Wings with a large Sprite.
X: What are you talking about? They don’t HAVE buffalo wings.
Y: Then ask for Mcnuggets with Spicy Pepper sauce. Just try it, you won’t be dissapointed. Trust me.
by GngstrToad January 7, 2022
Get the Poor Man’s Buffalo Wingsmug. The act in two men ejaculating in each others asshole’s (anus) and then respectively “butt spitting” back and fourth until past like fluid is achieved.
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Get the Candy Buffalo Huntingmug. I need to buy a 2016 Ford F-250 XLT 6.7L V8 Diesel Regular Cab, my dad in Buffalo Missouri will buy it for me.
by I know, truth hurts June 23, 2017
Get the Buffalo Missourimug.