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Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.
I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating
by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025
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third-cousin

1- Great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and two great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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james the third

James the third, a gentlemen so kind and precious I cannot decide how someone like him was procured in a womb of human species. He-Hes just so …. ineffable, (no thats doesnt mean un fuckable, i would totallt do James!) You have to uncover his layers like an onion…
P1: who the eff is that..
P2: thats…. james III (james the third)
P3: omg…. look at his ass!
by tooyoungtogetrailed September 27, 2023
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Third wheeling

by Valarie-FreyFrey October 16, 2023
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Third Wheel

The person in a group of people (usually two, though sometimes more) who is most often left out of things.

The third wheel is usually there for one of two reasons - to act as a mediator, such as with a couple, or to be the "convenience friend" when nobody else is there to hang.

Third wheels are not normally forcefully excluded from activities, but they're not usually invited or informed about them either.

Not to be confused with being third-wheeled.
Jim left the friend group because he was sick of being excluded as a third wheel.
by verwijder January 18, 2021
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Third Gear Autism

When you come up with an idea and get fixated on it immediately.
by sodawoda August 20, 2023
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Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 8, 2023
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