"Jims family tree is such a Faggot Tree ,the farther up you go the more faggots you will see." Said Dave
"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.
"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.
by Faggottron9000 November 16, 2016
noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.
Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.
by Chrisanthynum July 28, 2010
Mike: my girlfriend complained cause i got tree sap all over her face
Joe: really i heard she likes it
Joe: really i heard she likes it
by russett November 06, 2007
by Mattitude and mikeaholic May 03, 2003
by beejabeeja November 30, 2006
When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
by coheed92 October 16, 2010