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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by samawesomesauce December 17, 2023
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Nakamotoist Monetary System

The Nakamotoist Monetary System is based on the Nakamoto Consensus and the Nakamoto Protocol, which are the underlying principles behind cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Dogecoin. These cryptocurrencies use a decentralized, distributed ledger system known as the blockchain, which allows them to be securely sent and received without needing a central authority or middleman. The blockchain also provides a secure, immutable, and transparent record of all transactions, allowing users to trust that their funds are secure. Additionally, the Nakamoto Protocol ensures that no one can double-spend their cryptocurrency and that all transactions are final.
The Nakamotoist Monetary System will replace fiat.
by indigo_nakamoto December 2, 2022
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System of a Down

The best fucking band to ever exist.

System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm

System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep
James:do you wanna listen to System of a Down?
Gavin: oh fuck yes
by I-love-cocks! December 28, 2022
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Solar System

A gravitationally bound system of the Sun and all the things that orbit it, there is one star, 8 planets, (used to be 9 (with Pluto) but considered to be a dwarf planet in 2006.) and 5 dwarf planets recognized by the IAU.

In prehistoric times, the first 7 planets (including Luna, our moon.) and the Sun were discovered. In the Copernican system, the Moon was considered to be no longer a planet. Luna was originally thought to be the only body in the system whose revolution was not centered on the Sun. The next 2 planets, Uranus (yuhr-uh-nus) and Neptune, weren't discovered until 1781, when Uranus was discovered, and 1846, when Neptune was discovered. Many of Jupiter's (Galilean moons) and Saturn's moons were discovered during the 1600s. In 1787, Uranus' first two moons, Titania and Oberon were discovered. 2 years later, Saturn has two more moons discovered. In 1801, Ceres was finally discovered by Giuseppe Piazzi, After Neptune was discovered in 1846, in the same year, Neptune's moon (Triton) was found. 2 years later, a moon of Saturn has been found. In 1851, Uranus has two more moons. In 1877, the two moons of Mars were finally founded by Asaph Hall. Years later, a moon of Jupiter and a moon of Saturn was discovered. Going to the 1900s, 4 more moons of Jupiter were found. Then in 1930, Pluto was found! But later on in 2006, after 76 years, Pluto was now considered a dwarf planet. Most of the dwarf planets were found in the 21st century.
Teacher: Today, were gonna be talking about our Solar System.
Students: Ok, I see were gonna be talking about space....
Teacher: Tommorow, we are going to the museum to talk about events that happened in space.
by LGK Artz July 19, 2017
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system safadown

An furry mendigo that likes noice food
system safadown food
by Bostar July 22, 2017
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