Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Stand to me

When a person is asking someone to a challenge or physical battle.

Rick was as little coward I knew when I asked him to fight me he would not dare stand to me.

by DLK97 March 28, 2020

go beer stand

To have a casual understanding of something

Now that we are using the new software suite I want to go beer stand with it

by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020

One stand

The mating ritual between two unacquainted human beings of which takes course during the day.

“Hey b, you wanna come over for a one stand”

by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020

COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.

Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.

by the AV Flu April 11, 2020

Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.

Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Stand on the bee

Stand on the bee to put it out of its misery e.g. don’t prolong its suffering

Melissa: I’m sick if Ethan asking me out, I’ve told him I’m not interested

Jenny: stand on the bee, he’ll leave you alone then

by Beezkneez May 5, 2020