by Kendricktheviolist May 15, 2020
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Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp
Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp
by Lolthisisfunny35 June 29, 2020
Get the Simp mug.man who gives money and affection to e girls in expectation for sexual gratification even though the woman gives no interest in the man
by Skyrheslayervsg April 11, 2020
Get the simp mug.1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
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Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
by AllTheFuckingUsernamesAreTaken March 15, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A word 1-15 year olds who never had sex and suck will over use when they see someone being a gentleman or having a slight romantic relationship with a girl to make themselves feel cool
“Look at that simp”! 5 year old billy announces after looking up from his moms iPhone 12 seeing a wedded man with his wife
by fjxyv August 22, 2020
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Boy 2 of The Boys: A Simp is when Oskar RP leaves the group chat with The Boys, to talk to a Julie
Boy 1 of The Boys: But i also heard its when Oskar RP choose to walk home from school with Julie instead of Jacob, which leaves Jacob to commit suicide
Boy 2 of The Boys: A Simp is when Oskar RP leaves the group chat with The Boys, to talk to a Julie
Boy 1 of The Boys: But i also heard its when Oskar RP choose to walk home from school with Julie instead of Jacob, which leaves Jacob to commit suicide
by Oskar RP May 7, 2020
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