Jason Xiao

A charming handsome man who lives in California. He is a young successful entrepreneur aspiring to become a doctor. Jason Xiao played Varsity football and is a health freak.

5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.

Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.
Oh my god, Jason Xiao can propose with a smile!
by JxH April 07, 2009
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jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world
person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying
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jason lorelle

The hottest hunkyest 30 inch penis man who's very sexual and strong pashinabal and is also a king in 1209
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by Jason Lorelle February 15, 2017
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Harry Jason

Jason Harry got detention for screaming HARRY ASSCHEEKS in the hallway
Someone who runs around screaming Jason Harry

I got detention for pulling a Harry Jason
by HARRY WALNUT November 15, 2018
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jason guttridge

Drag artist. Class A poofter. fucking faggyboy. Wannabe stoner. Pathetic penis length and girth. Not to mention, has a muslim fetish
"Woah look at that homosexual over there! That's a Jason Guttridge if i ever saw one"
by Nipple Monster June 20, 2014
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(The) Jason Jody

A ritual highly known amongst the north eastern part of the U.S.A. In which one indulges in a series of various ways to "Get Fucked Up"

An official Jason Jody consists of :
1- 1 shot J.D.
2- 2 Beers one shotgunned and 1 funneled.

3- 3 shots of 3 different vodkas
4- 4 puffs on a fat joint
5- 5 mikes hard lemonades chugged
6- 6 tabs of any grade acid you can get your hands on.
7- 7 grams of mushrooms orally consumed
8 -8 cigs to have while your trip takes effects
9 -9 huge bong hits
10-10 1 more bong hit, instead of weed one fattely packed bowl of 80x saliva.
Damn, jay completed the (The) Jason Jody last night!!!
by J-Avez February 03, 2011
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Jason Ointberg

Yo, were bout to scroll up a jason ointberg. u down?
by DickLicker8=D December 15, 2008
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