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dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.
man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.
by tomcon5 February 28, 2009
mugGet the dusty jammug.

Slammed Jam

Slammed Jam Is A Roblox Dev Group That Consists Of MaceArcadia, DenianWriter, NyoomEXE, NiceAcky, Pela Sarmi And VerticoZ
It Is Owned By Mace he also has a second group called bloxdonalds.corp. Slammed Jams Main Project Is Find The Trollfaces Re-Memed the predecessor to the original Find The Trollfaces rip fly high
Trollster 1:what yor favorit dev group on rol blox

Trollster 2:slammed jam
by Suit5000 June 29, 2023
mugGet the Slammed Jammug.

squat jam

by Dr. King January 12, 2009
mugGet the squat jammug.

shame jam

(noun) A song that you're ashamed to admit you enjoy.
Willow: wait, I didn't know you liked Gorillaz
Jove: I never tell people. It's definitely a shame jam. They've just got a weird fanbase that I don't wanna be associated with.
by jokedemon May 29, 2018
mugGet the shame jammug.

jam towel

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?
by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009
mugGet the jam towelmug.

Space Jammed

When your bitch ass friend steals your skill in order to win a bet or competition of any sort
Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.
by Girdlemaster June 9, 2017
mugGet the Space Jammedmug.

jam handy

1. The popular 1940's Educational Film Production Company, 'Jam Handy', who created such classic films as "A Case of Spring Fever"
2. The even more popular sexual favour, provided by certain prostitutes, whereby the hand job is enhanced by liberal application of various jams, jellies and preserves. At the lower end of the menu is the 'Hartley's Strawberry Jam Handy', which will cost on average £2.50 due to the low fruit content, all the way up to Fortnam and Mason's High Grove Organic Damson Preserve , which will cost a discerning customer at least £10 a Handy. Seville Orange Marmalade Handy's are seasonal.
Most Jam Handys are executed with seedless jam, but there are some fringe extremists that prefer seeded raspeberry Jam Handys, known in the trade as "Dick Raspers".
"Nigel, where does one acquire a Jam Handy in this borough?"
"Why Nigel, I believe one can have a quality Jam Handy down behind the Tesco's if you're in the mood for some Hartley's seedless Raspberry, 35 percent fruit, only £2.50. Bargain."
"Why thank you Nigel, you're a real chap."
"Unless you're one of those filthy Dick Raspers, in which case I'll have to call the local constabulary."
"Oh Nigel, how could you."
"And I always took you for a marmalade man. And I let you watch my children."
by Adrian Potato September 26, 2020
mugGet the jam handymug.

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