"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law Of Wind-Directionmug. by lianaface! October 23, 2008
Get the Sheets into the windmug. When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
Get the carrot windmug. Similar to second wind. 16th wind is experienced when one has exhausted all forms of energy but is confronted with a sexual act of some sort. 16th wind is the reserve reserve reserve energy the body keeps in case of such emergencies .
He was so tired he couldn't even stand but his girl came in with a on sundress and boom he got the power to grab some booty.
16th wind.
16th wind.
by Smuckers 3300 September 29, 2019
Get the 16th windmug. by jerome_jackson October 28, 2022
Get the Wind tastermug. The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
Get the the wind tunnel guymug. by Shlag123 June 5, 2023
Get the Wind-up merchantmug.