Joel Tan

nice person but depressed has nice friends but has lots of health issues like Nga Kay

did you take your stability pill Joel Tan

by 191837273 October 1, 2021

Tan Meiliawati Sung

How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush. or A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.

Selamat petang kelas, saya broke leg saya.
Tan Meiliawati Sung!Honitchiwa!!

by Tan Meiliawati Sung July 27, 2021

Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013

turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012

gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012

festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

by danderzion October 18, 2013

Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011