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idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beingsotherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.
Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
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Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
by blue_jacket July 21, 2011
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Tiny Idiot

When someone has been an idiot and they are smaller than you
by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021
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idiot central

NKGistoohard just trash landed in Idiot Central
by eFor2 September 16, 2023
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Idiot Index

If something has a substantially higher cost than the materials that went into it, it has a high idiot index, according to Elon Musk. High idiot index items are usually overly complicated to manufacture. This is a term he used internally at his companies, according to his biography written by Walter Isaacson.
"This rocket valve costs $50,000 despite it being made of $200 of steel and similar car parts costing $500. It has a very high idiot index."
by iKingRPG September 25, 2023
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idiot layer

In technology or telecommunications companies, the first level of technical support. Called idiots because they typically have no idea how things work and are just reading off a script.
Called Comcast because my DVR wouldn't power on. Their idiot layer said I needed to reboot it.
by j-lingo January 8, 2015
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Idiotic Lucifer

From his name he is an idiot and a big big fan of Lucifer

He is a funny guy and no matter what he’ll try his best to make you happy ,he can cook unlike me :’)

To be real with you there are no words to describe him he is just the best person anyone could ever wished for
Idiotic Lucifer im so fucking grateful that i have you as my best friend
by Stupid detective October 26, 2019
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