The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).

“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”

by I Zigger I September 19, 2013

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horn pub

not PH, its a group of 4 weirdos.

Ab, Adi, Kw and Pra are the horn pub.

by someonesus June 24, 2021

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French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven”

by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020

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National horns appreciation day

Horns have to be appreciated every 7th December of the years. Cute ,long, fragile, small… horns have to be appreciated and loved on this day.

Guys it’s 7th December !!! It’s national horns appreciation day!!!! Hehehhe*insert character here* Ily

by Wrinkles on my toes September 27, 2021

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Throwing up em horns

A homosexual male term used in skateboarder. It implies one man giving another male an erection. When the certain male receives an erection, his 'horn' has been thrown up.

Skater- 'Hey mitch did you see that nose kickflip?"

Friend- 'Yea that was pretty hot and wicked'

Skater 2- 'You boys throwing up em horns or are you skating?

by Hospis Vet March 20, 2011

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