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squirrel-cat

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
by Seeing Double November 10, 2013
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Cat Crazy

When an indoor/outdoor cat is locked up in the house for far too long due to inclement weather, and he gets to the point where he has to release his energy. This is done usually via misbehavior. Cat Crazy has defined symptoms such as the eyes gleam with this inner light, the cat looks around in a crazed manner, so his body language announces that the rampage is about to begin. Once this powerful force takes control of the cat, all previous house rules are "cur-tailed." Forbidden cubbards become mountain hikes to be relished; tops of refrigerators become peaks to be scaled, etc. After the energy is expelled, the cat then settles down for a relieved nap.
Now that it's 115 degrees outside during the day and 90 degrees at night here in Arizona, the incidents of our cats going cat crazy have picked up geometrically. We were awoken several times this week to the noises of our cats rampaging through the house in utter frustration.

Sheriff Bruiny Bear Goodfellow, who usually upholds the law by protecting the perimeters of the yard, sat in the middle of the kitchen floor, looking around furtively. He was about to break the kitchen rules, and he was well aware of it. The tops of the kitchen cubbards beckoned him as does a downhill run for a college student ditching class in winter. The forbidden rampage lasted only five minutes, but for him, it was worth every second. Thereafter, he settled down for a good snooze.
by Kit Carson July 21, 2010
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Cat Velociraptor

a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.
by tiger tigger November 12, 2009
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Cat Mafia

Cat Mafia is a hacker group full of fruity femboys. Their discord is discord.gg/catmafia
Lotus is the cutest femboy hacker in Cat Mafia!
by Lotus.py May 9, 2023
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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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Ultra Cats

Cats that have exceeded the regular old cat status and have gone "To The Max"
by Andraz Kigson February 11, 2006
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Wacky cat

Wacky cat /wak-ee-cat/ noun: An odd looking creature characterized by a pungent odor and a unique shriek sometimes confused with laughter.
Damn, did you see that wacky cat comin out the bathroom? -- WTF
by BOB JOHNSON 45 January 4, 2008
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