crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)

crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow

by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

country-slow

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.

Often used as an adjective.

Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.

by Meow Jones November 6, 2020

stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Slow roller

A shot of coke that comes on slow.

That shot was a slow roller.

by paultao22 September 30, 2019

Slow

Someone who is slow is like a bridger. They take awhile to process easy things.

Friend 1: omg did you hear how long it took bridger to solve 1+1

Friend 2: yeah its because he is slow

by Peniseater3572 October 30, 2021