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beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024
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steamed my broccoli

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.
by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017
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Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
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Steaming Collinsworth

When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.
My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.
by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020
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Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.
I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath
by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023
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steam facial

When a man ejaculates onto his partners face in a cold environment, creating a “steaming” effect
In Iceland, I gave Janice a steam facial, right outside the igloo. It was legendary
by Punjew December 2, 2019
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Steam team

2 people smoking majority of the blunt during a Cyph
Yall smoked?, ight me and John gonna steam team
by Lampsi August 10, 2020
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